10 things

1.Why does a company call their parchment paper "Nonstick" baking paper,if every freaking item sticks to it???Why ???
2.I have never imagined a chinchilla could throw a rage fit.....But they actually can.I tried to get back a receipt that he had stolen from the coffee table and the poor stuffed dog had to pay for my mistake.He literally humped it to death.
3.My soul is chocolate corrupted.....Even a waitress running into my hurt leg was not a big deal after a complimentary bowl of ice cream.Damn :P
4. Hell's Kitchen is responsible for a growling tummy now......and I crave strawberry lemonade
5.I am so happy for a good friend who won a HUGE sigma give away.It's beyond cool that a great and humble person won something awesome.
6.Have you ever fixed an electric appliance with pure violence???It works,really!
7.Annoying new neighbors! The woman has a voice from hell,it's just so demonic.When she calls the kids for lunch,all heavy metal bands united won't reach her level of screaming. The first time I heard that I was almost sure that either the antichrist had arrived on earth or Dani Filth is giving birth to an elephant.
8.I am also very sick and tired of people and their phoney double standards......But on the other hand it is such a great feeling to tell a person that you know they just lied to you.
9.Tomorrow I will really try and rest.I should rest the knee ,but sadly life doesn't allow it right now.But tomorrow I shall be a lazy person and stay in bed all day or surround myself with beauty products.
10.Oh and I managed to piss the poor chinchilla off even more: Placing him in a pottery-basket and taking pictures.